Bad photo of Fearne #029

Crikey.

Bad photo of Fearne #028

Vitamin D deficiency.

Bad photo of Fearne #027

You'd look that smug if you had a crimson velour dress on and a garish crucifix around your neck.

Oh right, no you wouldn't.

Bad photo of Fearne #026

Big stride.

Bad photo of Fearne #025

As much as it pains me to admit, I'd be genuinely interested to hear Fearne's thoughts on Jimmy Page's solo career.

Bad photo of Fearne #024

I hope you kept the receipt.

Bad photo of Fearne #023

Thinking face.

Bad photo of Fearne #022

This is Fearne's Twitter picture. That means she's done her hair and make up all mental, taken this photo on her fucking Iphone, run it through some bit of software that gives the impression of actual photography and then uploaded it to the internet.

If that isn't bad, I really don't know what is.

Bad photo of Fearne #021

See what I mean?

Joe coming through with the reader submish once more. Good one Joe!

Bad photo of Fearne #020

Rare bookshop sighting. Not even lovely Holly Willoughby can make her look good.

Bad photo of Fearne #019

Crabs and nits.

Bad photo of Fearne #018

Katastroyka.

Bad photo of Fearne #017

Note the people behind her keeping a safe distance. Presumably worried she'll make them look like fucking parodies of themselves too.