Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Bad photo of Fearne #049


I bet if you stuck 50p up one of Fearne's massive nostrils, a set of snooker balls would fall out of her.

Thursday, 10 March 2011

Wednesday, 16 February 2011

Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Friday, 4 February 2011

Bad photo of Fearne #033


Here's a couple of pictures of her supporting the working conditions in Gap's global supply chain. If you've got a TV License, you're part of this.

Thursday, 3 February 2011

Bad photo of Fearne #032


I was starting to feel a bit cruel for relying on deliberately unflattering paparazzi shots.

http://bbc.co.uk/radio1/fearnecotton

Friday, 28 January 2011

Bad photo of Fearne #027


You'd look that smug if you had a crimson velour dress on and a garish crucifix around your neck.

Oh right, no you wouldn't.

Wednesday, 26 January 2011

Bad photo of Fearne #025

As much as it pains me to admit, I'd be genuinely interested to hear Fearne's thoughts on Jimmy Page's solo career.

Sunday, 23 January 2011

Bad photo of Fearne #022


This is Fearne's Twitter picture. That means she's done her hair and make up all mental, taken this photo on her fucking Iphone, run it through some bit of software that gives the impression of actual photography and then uploaded it to the internet.

If that isn't bad, I really don't know what is.

Saturday, 22 January 2011

Bad photo of Fearne #021

See what I mean?

Joe coming through with the reader submish once more. Good one Joe!

Wednesday, 19 January 2011

Bad photo of Fearne #020


Rare bookshop sighting. Not even lovely Holly Willoughby can make her look good.

Sunday, 2 January 2011

Bad photo of Fearne #017


Note the people behind her keeping a safe distance. Presumably worried she'll make them look like fucking parodies of themselves too.