Friday, 31 December 2010

Bad photo of Fearne #016


Always straining.

Another reader submission from Joe. BPOFC is blowing up in Malayasia. Interinternational y'all!

Saturday, 18 December 2010

Thursday, 16 December 2010

Monday, 13 December 2010

Bad photo of Fearne #011


In Flanders Fields

by John McCrae

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

Thursday, 9 December 2010

Bad photo of Fearne #010


Like a child's drawing of a pretty woman come to life. I bet she's got thirteen fingers.

Wednesday, 8 December 2010

Monday, 6 December 2010

Bad photo of Fearne #007



PHOTOGRAPHER
Yeah do that, it's dead good.

FEARNE
Are you sure it doesn't make me look like I'm having a poo?

PHOTOGRAPHER
No, not at all, you look really nice.

Sunday, 5 December 2010

Wednesday, 1 December 2010